There are infinite possibilities of what you can do with lace. You can make beautiful pot holders, transform your denim pants into vintage wonders. But you cannot can use it to stuff down the throat of your sister because she ate your Cream Filled Chocolate Long John doughnut and only saved you one bite. The last bite. Which has no cream....
No. We cannot do that. But we can snaz up our jeans.
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| This is my sister. The one who ate my doughnut. I made her model for me as punishment. |
This was the easiest thing of my life. A needle. White thread. Three knotted stitches per piece of lace. I don't know why surgeons get so much credit, like stitching up a person's heart or brain is hard. It took me like three seconds to sew on this lace. It can't be much different.
I just think lace makes anything beautiful. Even evil doughnut-stealing sisters......
The worst thing is how at the end of the day, you still want a doughnut, but there are all these little bugs in the doughnut showcase. BUGS. They're just all flying around like, "Oh my goodness, these doughnuts are so delicious, I'm going to slobber and poop all over them, and I'm a fruit fly but I should be called a doughnut fly, buz buz I'm so evil, I'm ruining all the doughnuts."
Yeah. I guess I can't really focus on lace right now, so I'm going to go get a doughnut. To heck with all the bug poo. Later, chumps.
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